I was just going to write a hopeless little snippet to demonstrate why I can't... really CAN'T(!) write S/R (or... anything else) of any substance, but then the snippet grew a bit and it's still stupid & pointless & fluffy & probably crackier than my last crack because I don't even try to stay within the bounds of plausibility that much (...yeah). ( Read more... )

I actually tried to exert some effort here, to write something worthwhile... anything... even a little bit... but no. I suck. This ficlet... also pretty much sucks. Read at your peril!! :P ( Read more... )

It's insane and silly and meta and... uh, did I mention silly? But I'm surprised it's like, there at all, so. ><;;;;

( FIClet~! Um. `Lust & Other Terminal Cases' - crazy H/D for Ste. Also known as 'Bottom!Draco squared & multiplied, case #2873984.' )

I wrote this with the all-important word 'honey' in mind, and Draco Malfoy: the most lovable boy any of us can imagine.

Remember: Draco Malfoy loves you too!! (Or... he will once I have a little talk with him). But moving on....

( Fic: `Draco Malfoy Strikes Back' - H/D, kinda - because Draco Malfoy is one oppressed little boy-- er-- man. Also known as `Draco's Foolproof Plan to Kill Potter Dead This Time'. )

So, in honor (*snerk*) of my unfluffy mood, I thought I'd post a drabble I wrote a week ago and was too disturbed/embarrassed by to post publically at the time, about undead!Harry risen from the grave to um... 'get' Draco. Muwahahahaha!!

( `Lover's Walk' - H/D - horror!drabble )

I easily admit I'm kinda high on sugar right now, but this H/D MST3K smutfic is cracking me up big time. It really is ( Read more... )

I know there's a number of you who won't read this 'cause it's H/D, so. Um. I love you anyway. But since I'm not prolific enough for write a pairing for everyone, I'll just-- um-- pretend it's the thought that counts. :-?

I wrote fic as a sort of Christmas present to y'all-- well, I mean, what else can I do? Heh. And look ma, no porn!

( `By the Book' - H/D - R - A Malfoy Christmas story. <3 )

When Lasair bemoaned the sad lack of Quality H/D (contrasted with the sad prevalence of H/S of various qualities, types and sizes) since OoTP, she most definitely didn't mean -this-. When Nef made that hilarious reference to premature-ejaculatory adolescent groping as related to the last Matrix, I'm sure this wasn't even on the horizon. Yet ( Read more... )

I am big with the insane H/D lurve right now (when am I not, but don't answer that). And. I wrote Draco/Zacharias for Maya!!1!!111!!

( Fic! - `Pretty to Think So' - Draco/Zacharias & other, muwahahahah. - PG13 - insane - Wherein Draco Malfoy Gets A Clue... )

pigs fly once again. er. so. fic.

( `when pigs fly' - H/D - PG13 or so. an excellent reason for why I should never be allowed to make puns instead of write my longfic. i feel slightly more confident writing fic this silly since my last two... er... weren't. )